irritating: (✗ -- make em touch)
☠ apollo ([personal profile] irritating) wrote in [community profile] warforged 2014-05-20 11:22 pm (UTC)

this is outrageously tmi i am so sorry

She technically isn't from Earth, but her world is pretty similar to it. Well, if the 16th century had fantastical hybrids, dragons, monsters, and magic, that is.

"Woah there, watch it. Almost offended by that." The 'almost' is punctuated by a laugh. "Malakai, lackin'? Abso-fuckin'-lutely not, beautiful cock on that man. I ain't ever seen bigger, actually, and I've seen a lotta dick." Maybe her husband's dick isn't the best thing to discuss with strangers, but hey, Rose asked. Apollo is only delivering. "And I ain't ever had a man make love to me the way he does... so no, that ain't it. I toldya, variety's the spice of life. Where'd the spice be if we just slept with each other all the time, huh?"

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