"Seriously?" He stares at Maridian. This story brings up many questions to Zelos's mind. What's the orcish population? What's wrong with tiny pauldrons? Is this guy for real? Is this world absolutely insane?

It takes a second or two before he comes out with the words that encompass his sentiments.

"...No offense, but that has to be one of the stupidiest things I've ever heard. And that's saying a lot."