[Alas, the weapons triangle doesn't include sonic screwdrivers, so whether or not it would actually be able to hold up against a lance or an axe is anyone's guess.]

Oh- oh. You must be from a world with lower technology. Terribly sorry, I didn't mean to.

[It's okay, Nowi, he does that to everyone.]

You don't seem too fussed about being in the middle of a fight like this, though. Why's that?