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☠ apollo ([personal profile] irritating) wrote in [community profile] warforged2014-05-20 07:10 pm

open!

Who: Apollo and WHOEVER COMES TO HER.
Where: Silverglen Retreat and nearby forest.
When: During the current player plot!
What: Apollo is no longer in a cage and she's on the hunt for booze and good food. Also whores.
Warnings: It's Apollo she descended into dick/sex talk. 8|

Silverglen Retreat
Thanks to one blacksworn's shenanigans, this certain blacksworn is finding that she has a little more room to get up to shenanigans of her own. She hadn't really been here that long before getting kidnapped and shoved in a cage with six other people for a week or... however fucking long it was (it's hard to keep track of the days alright), but she did at least realize that the natives here weren't too keen on the dragonsworn.

Until now, anyway. Upon recognizing her as a blacksworn, the locals here seemed suddenly... well, nicer. For one, no one was trying to steal her or her dog, and for two, shit, they actually seemed to want her there. Something about the other flights being assholes?

Whatever, their suspiciously rude behaviour to the elves meant one thing: booze and whores may or may not have better chances of being found now. She hasn't the faintest idea whether or not this little place even has any brothels or bars but if it does, then shit, she's gonna find it. As such, Apollo continues to wander around with her dog, until finally she asks out loud (to the dog, to herself, or to whoever may be close to her at the moment), "Fuckin' come on, do elves not have whores? Doesn't even have to be an elf whore, any kinda whore'll do, and booze, I ain't in that backwards of a world where that shit ain't a thing, am I?"

A FOREST SOMEWHERE
Should one venture out into the forest, it is very possible to find Apollo out there as well. This afternoon, in particular, the woman has found a river, and she seems to be... fishing. But she doesn't have a fishing rod - no, her chosen method of fishing is to use her bare hands. Which she actually is somewhat proficient at, if the growing pile of fish laying next to Metalhead on the shore is any indication.

She isn't totally naked, but the majority of her clothes have also been left in a pile nearby her dog so that they might stay dry. So what's left is a woman covered in tattoos, just barely left decent by black undergarments, standing knee deep in the river and looking very much on the prowl.

"C'mon, you tasty little fucks." She murmurs to herself, eying the water and waiting for her prey to come closer. "Gonna need a few more of you for a good fuckin' fry up."

Wildcard
Obsidian Sanctum or elsewhere! Make something up and I will tag it. 8)
amygdalae: remember that you are human (I'm always angry)

oh look its a super late tag!! (also, forestssss)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-05-24 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ever since having escaped from the city Bruce has made an effort to be more careful in how he goes around - once was already bad enough, and Bruce had no desire to go through that whole thing a second time. Especially with the risks it involved for him.

Still, there was really only so long he could hide in the sanctum and thrive off meat without his stomach rebelling in some fashion (though it was really more of him than his stomach, per se), so eventually Bruce had to venture back out once more into the world, finding something that was most decisively not meat.

...which is how he found Apollo, barely dressed and apparently trying to find food in the river. Not exactly a sight that would faze him, considering the parts of Earth he had been to, but still not something he expected to happen right there and then.

"You probably would have better luck further upstream. They tend to congregate more there."
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yaaaaaaay

[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-05-26 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Bruce doesn't take the gesture to heart, having been in a similar situation before but mostly generally knowing what its like to have somebody break your momentum. It's never really a good thing.

As it is, he just watches quietly as Apollo aims, and then manages to gank out a fish from the stream, which is admittedly an impressive thing to watch. Or at least, impressive in the way of how excited Apollo is. It's a feeling he can relate to as well.

"It's nothing," he replies, shaking his head just slightly and managing a smile. "Congrats on your hunt, as they say."
amygdalae: I really don't want to go with the hard way (you sir are not making this easy)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-05-27 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He makes it a point to step back a bit as Apollo comes out from the stream, giving her some space since she is in her underwear. Even if she didn't mind, it was still only polite. Or at least it made himself feel better.

"No, I think I've had enough of meat for a while." And he didn't even eat that much as well, since he hadn't transformed at all recently. Which was something that was hopefully going to continue. "I was just looking for fruits and stuff like that. Something that isn't meat-related, hopefully."
amygdalae: (no I turn green not red)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-05-29 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
There's a small laugh at the first question, since he supposes it does sound a little weird when he put it out like that. "Nothing's wrong with it. I just wanted a change, that's all." He'll probably return to it one day when he actually transforms, but Bruce would like to delay that for as long as possible - for obvious reasons, of course.

Still, her words were certainly appreciated. Bruce inclines his head at the next bit that she says, listening to them. "I'll take a look later. Hopefully they will be, though." He still didn't know much about the fauna and flora of Azeroth, but it was a learning process, he supposed.
amygdalae: what do you mean we can't have blueberries (could you say that again)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-05-30 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Apollo certainly isn't the first person who's said that to him. Bruce is more than used to it by now, honestly, so he just shrugs off the comment and glances over to the notable pile of fish that must belong to her. He's about to make a comment, but then she starts to shake off the water on her body so Bruce doesn't say anything in favor of making a tactical retreat to remain dry.

"I wouldn't want to take the prizes of your hunt," he declines, as politely as he can manage. "The offer's appreciated, though."
amygdalae: dun dun DUUUUN (we're not a team; we're a timebomb)

herp sorry for late, life ate me up

[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-06-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Bruce glances over to the hound in question when Apollo introduces it, blinking at the canine's large size. He supposes it shouldn't be too surprising, but the nuances and details of Azeroth's biology is pretty interesting. He really should take some time to study it better one day...

"Well, they are natives to this land. They have an advantage over us in that area," Bruce replied, nodding at the dog as well. "But it's nice to finally meet it."
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[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-06-07 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Dogs aren't really that bad for Bruce - there was that stray back when he was in Brazil, after all - though he is still surprised at how curious it is. He smiles and lets Metalhead do whatever it wants, including sniffing and drooling on his hand.

He lets out a small laugh at Apollo's response. "Well, at least it's over. We'll just have to be more careful in the future." And try to not incite their wrath again, somehow. Though Bruce isn't sure how to do that.
amygdalae: (seriously I am a nice guy)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-06-12 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it honestly didn't matter if she had been careful back then, but it would be a point to remember in the future. Unless she was was intending to bring trouble or something - not that Bruce thinks she is. Or at least, she didn't seem like the type.

Smiling down as Apollo talks to her dog, he chimes on with his own words. "Nice to meet you, Metalhead." And least it didn't seem inclined to bite him, which was nice Bruce didn't really want to have his blood spilled around. More for Apollo's sake than his, considering his... condition. Azeroth might be different, but that didn't mean Bruce didn't want to find out when radiation was thrown into the mix here.

He draws back his hand after a while, pretty sure that Metalhead is done sniffing him, and glances back at Apollo as well. "Not yet, so far," he answers, "but I'm sure I'll find something eventually. The forests here are pretty big."
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[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-06-13 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Bruce lets out a small laugh at Apollo's general enthusiasm, though he certainly can't turn down a generous offer for help like that - as long as she was willing, of course. He didn't want to disturb whatever plans she had made.

"I don't mind if you want, but you should probably do something about the fish first," he replies while nodding to the pile of fish she's harvested. "I doubt leaving them out here would be a good idea."
amygdalae: the alternative is getting angry (this is me trying to be nice)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2014-06-17 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well. Perhaps he should have expected that. Bruce watches on in some amusement as Apollo starts to pack the fish up for later.

"Well, as long as you're sure," he returns with a nod at Metalhead. He certainly was a very loyal companion, from what he had seen. It reminded Bruce a little of the stray that stayed with him back in Brazil. He hoped it was doing well, wherever it was.