modforged: by your powers combined (alexstrasza)
Warforged Mods ([personal profile] modforged) wrote in [community profile] warforged2014-03-24 07:34 pm

sometimes you can't make it

Who: Alexstrasza, Krasus/Korialstrasz, and the Redsworn
What: Successful retreat into the Ruby Sanctum
Where: Ruby Sanctum
When: After a long, grueling battle near the borders of Suramar
Warnings: Please PM the mods if any warnings are needed

[The Ruby Sanctum is a flurry of activity. This becomes clear within two seconds of stepping through the portal. The wounded are guided over to a grassy clearing surrounded by saplings and adolescent trees, bade to lay down and receive healing from other dragonkin. Some of the trees are years old, while a few look to have shot up recently. If you watch, vines engulf one fallen warrior; the body sinks into the ground, and a tiny sapling appears in its place.

Despite the war going on outside, the sanctum is less of a cavern and more like a self-contained dimension. Ample sunlight drifts down through scarlet leaves, which are occasionally home to the crimson scales of a whelpling. There is life everywhere: insects on twigs, birds chirping overhead, flowers at your feet. Dragon eggs lay nestled in the nooks and crannies offered by the tranquil forest. There is a decently-sized spring filled with fresh, pure water, as well as some small rocky outcroppings to sleep in. It's warm and comfortable enough to rest out in the open, too.

The cloaked and ever-mysterious Krasus stands watching the dispersing redsworn, his back against the massive oak in the center of the sanctum.

Occasionally, one may glimpse a beautiful red-haired woman with copper skin winding through the copse.]

[ooc: Mingle log for redsworn!]
misterbrief: (heh.  this isn't the end now is it)

I'M SO SORRY FOR THIS TAG LOL

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-03-28 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It reminds me of my visit to a planet filled with the bodies of of the residents, all massacred. And there was absolutely no food to be had, so we had to eat the inhabitants.

[Ok no he's half lying, it was a fresh corpse because he'd just killed them.]

[He takes another bite.]

Yes, it tastes like that.
wilder: (yikes)

NEVER BE SORRY

[personal profile] wilder 2014-03-29 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
What? Seriously? - Ew! That's so uncool!

[Totally so! Except wait-]

Wait, what would it mean if I said I've had worse tasting stuff?!

[IS RAINE'S COOKING SERIOUSLY WORSE TASTING THAN ROTTING CORPSES??]
misterbrief: (you're serious?)

OK I WON'T LOL

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-03-29 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[If Vegeta had tasted Raine's cooking before he left Luceti, he coulda told Zelos, but alas...]

Hah. You've had worse than this slop? Do tell. [Totally going to roll with this anyway.]
wilder: (yeeeah stop talking Lloyd)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-03-29 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[he shakes his head a little at the memory] It was a woman I traveled with one. Beautiful, crazy intelligent...

But her cooking? Let's just say it was so bad that by the time we parted ways, I was an expert at treating food poisoning.
misterbrief: (I don't care how strong you are.)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-03-29 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that sounded awful. If Vegeta ever finds out who Zelos is talking about, that'll be interesting.]

I believe that begs the question of why you even let her touch a pot and pan. Were you insane? [Food poisoning is no joke. Especially if it's so bad that a Saiyan gets sick from it.]
wilder: (that hurts /dramatic)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-03-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hey it's not like we didn't try to stop her! But sometimes it was just...impossible to prevent!

[His shoulders slump and if it's possible on the redhead, he seems just a twinge paler just thinking about it] The first time was the worst. I thought I was actually gonna die terribly.
misterbrief: (Wallflowerin')

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-03-29 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Pity. [He takes yet another bite of his 'bear'. And by bite it's the rest of it and he's picking up more, eating that too.]

Well, don't think you're too far off, I bet everyone's who's eaten this today will most likely get sick. I do believe I just saw a worm in mine. [He says it REALLY LOUD too just so everyone can hear.]
wilder: (JUDGING)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-03-30 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Annoyance crosses his face for a moment because bitch his cooking isn't that bad! He almost wants to say something- but man he knows better than to feed trolls. So he swallows it back, instead just giving an apathetic look]

So...does that mean you'll be cooking from now on?
misterbrief: (laughing on the inside)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-03-31 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite his criticism, Vegeta keeps eating. And eating. And eating. Man, he's making it about halfway through Zelos's stock, at this rate it's going to be completely gone if someone doesn't stop him.]

I can make pancakes and only from the box. If you've got any pancake mix, I'll consider it.

[Hah no you don't want him to cook he'll ruin everything. But he's not as bad as Raine.]
wilder: (what is this I don't even)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-03-31 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He's...nothing that. Dear god, he's getting flashbacks to his roommate in Exsilium that could eat enough for ten people. He was about to point it out too- but Vegeta said something that really confuses him and he blinks]

- Wait. Pancakes come in boxes?

[guess who has never seen bisquick before!]
misterbrief: (you're serious?)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-03-31 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He raises his eyebrow.]

Yes, why wouldn't they? Almost everything comes in a box, or a can, or powder if you really want to eat something disgusting.
wilder: (cheee- no.)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-03-31 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing comes in boxes or cans where I'm from. I mean, flour's a powder but...

[No such thing as a magical pancake box! ]
misterbrief: (dude srs)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-03-31 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Aren't you lucky then. [No seriously, he thinks Zelos is lucky because that shit from the box is gross]

Your body won't be a plastic preservative when you die. [He glances over Zelos.] Probably for the best.

[He just might of called Zelos ugly. Even though he's not.]
wilder: (I'm just a weak lazy bum)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-04-01 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow rude Vegeta you're just asking for spit in your food. He shrugs]

I dunno about that. I mean, I already died once and yet I seem pretty freshly preserved, no?
misterbrief: (you're lying)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-04-03 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He deserves his food to spit in tbqh]

[He points a finger.]

That just means someone upstairs likes you a little more than others. If you got to keep your body, all that tells me is that you're one of those do-gooder types. [JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HE KNOWS CUZ SHOUNEN]
wilder: (I'm just a weak lazy bum)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-04-03 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
A do-gooder type? [SO MANY SHONENS. He snorts at that. Yeah, he really doesn't see himself as that at all]

[But rather than get into his self-esteem issues, he decides to go with a more annoying answer]


Nah, it's probably more I'm just too good-looking! The universe thought it was a shame to let such a handsome face rot!
misterbrief: (you're serious?)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-04-05 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
...

[He cannot believe that just what did he really just go there]

Please. I've seen intergalactic toads more attractive than you. [Or he just doesn't check out guys.]
wilder: (kayne shrug)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-04-05 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[he so did, and he just smiiiles]

You know, jealous denial? Really makes anyone look ugly.
misterbrief: (Face it you took a gamble and lost.)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-04-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He grins wickedly back at Zelos.]

Yes, I can see that. It's done awful things for your skin tone, I see. It's made you look quite sickly, you might want to see a doctor about that.
wilder: (oh yeah...excuses)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-04-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry Vegeta, but you used too many insults for him to just go along with it]

Now now, we know that's not true. It's very clear to me now what all these insults are about.

Which because I'm a great guy? I'll let you down easy.

You're not my type. Sorry.
misterbrief: (UGH)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-04-05 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He pulls this awful, twisted, disgusted face.]

How repulsive! How dare you even begin to imply that! I'm married, I'll have you know! To a woman.

[NO HOMO]
wilder: (sneer)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-04-05 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[SORRY HE'S CALLING HOMO]

Really? Are you now?

Haha, then it's really good I said no! I know wars are lonely places and people do reckless things, but think of your wife back home man!
misterbrief: (silently angry)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-04-05 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, you disgusting creature!

[Zelos has found the one thing that makes Vegeta stomp off without hardly trying and grossing him out at the same time. And that's what he does, he stomps off, throwing the rest of his food in his hand on the ground. Stompy stomp stomp.]
Edited (HAD TO SPECIFY SOMETHING) 2014-04-05 16:39 (UTC)
wilder: (ponytail)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-04-06 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he lets him go off with a slight smirk to himself and goes back to his own food.]