Who: Tyrion Lannister and anybody who bumps into him. Or bowls him over cuz chances are he is much shorter than you are.
Where: Sapphire Sanctum > meandering about? > the gates of Silverglen
When: Sometime before this kindapping escapade.
What: Tyrion arrives in Sapphire Sanctum. And is really confused. And goes in search of booze.
Warnings: Possibility of dwarven drunkenness.

( beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer... )