warforged | [OPEN] The Redsworn Reception

Who: The Redsworn of Ruby Sanctum + Guests [OPEN TO ALL FLIGHTS]
What: ~~Carolina~~ The Redsworn have invited everyone to dinner! Let's see how well diplomatic relations between the flights can be improved, eh?
Where: The Ruby Sanctum
When: Forward dated to 6th June.
Warnings: Fires, ~~food poisoning~~ cooking for all, shenanigans, possible bad language.
OOC: Come gets some cross-flight CR! c: Some setting options below the cut, or go ahead and make your own.

A: COOKING FIRE SHENANIGANS

Feeling peckish? Have a delivery to make? Or just want to try your own hand at serving up some grub? The Redsworn's usual cooking area has been expanded for the evening, with two extra firepits dug out to cater for additional mouths. Over one fire burns the now "traditional" starter meat of bear flank, something any newly sworn (red or otherwise) will have the pleasure of sampling first. There's also several baskets of berries, fruit and vegetables, while a pot obtained in trade from Silverglen bubbles merrily.

B: FIRESIDE MINGLE

The redsworn of the Ruby Sanctum have claimed a corner of their own beneath one of the larger trees. There's a smaller fire here set for warmth and ambience, and have logs set about for seating for those who don't like perching on rocks or roots, or don't find the comfy grass comfy - park yourself and have a chat!

C: OPEN/MISC.

Choose Your Own Adventure! Just remember: wander alone at your own risk, non-redsworn, for the Red Dragonflight will have their eye on you.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I am on fire?

[ The human's gestures are lost on her as well as her language as Alexstrasza watches her with interest. She's red, supposedly hot and what is a bikini? ]

Does my attire offend you? [ Smooth. ]

[Ymir blinks a bit. Not only did that not work, it went completely over this woman's head. Her hand rubs the back of her head, looking a tad lost as she wracks her brain for how to deal with this.

Her throat clears.]

No no, your outfit is fine, I'm just saying it'd also look better on my bedroom floor. Do you get my drift, babe?

[ She's very tall too so it went way over her head. Whoosh. ]

Why would I leave it carelessly there? [ Alexstrasza continues to not get it, but she's starting to understand that "babe" is a term of endearment. ]

Have I given you the wrong impression?

[Her lips curl up, chewing on them a bit, looking more confused than frustrated. Her brain is completely fucked; had nobody ever done this to her? Was she really the first to say such things to a woman like this?

Unfathomable.]

Er, um. No. You see, it's just....that...

You're cute, I guess? Is that it? Did you just want me to be direct or something? I don't fucking get it.

[ Yes, congratulations Ymir. Definitely the first to ever throw crude pick up lines at the DRAGON QUEEN. ]

I am afraid I don't get it either.

... though I am starting to understand it vaguely. You mean to say I am beautiful?

[Now she's looking around a bit, almost as if she suspects this is some kind of a set up to make her look bad. There's no assassins or anything behind her, is there?]

Er, yeah. You got it, babe! And you're lucky enough to have won the accolades of The Almighty Freckled One! You should be so lucky!

[ Freckles were a sign of mightiness? The younger races sure are looking for reasons to lavish praise upon themselves these days. ]

To the victor goes the spoils or so it's said.

... I was unaware that Krasus brought prestigious nobles along with him into this world. Are there not matters you should be tending to back home?

Well, I'd love to be home, but I think they can manage without me for now. You know, just for a bit.

[Puts her fingers on her chin and grins.]

They're capable. I think I'll stay here and enjoy the sights, if you get my drift. You can call me Ymir, though, if it pleases you to say that~

[OPEN] The Redsworn Reception

I'm still laughing four days later

always a pleasure

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