[OPEN] NO MORE BEAR MEAT

[wilder]

Who: Zelos and YOU
What: Sick of hanging around the Sanctum (and bear meat), Zelos decides to head out
Where: Silverglen Retreat
When: Todayish?
Warnings: Swearing and violence most likely

[A. Silverglen Retreat. OPEN TO RED, BRONZE AND GREEN FLIGHTS.]

[It seriously hadn't taken long for Zelos to be sick of hanging around the Sanctum and training all the time. Being kept somewhere for his safekeeping had never sat well with him, after all. So he worked on learning about the other areas from the dragons. Sure, most places in the area seemed to want to happily kill him- but it sounded like Silverglen Retreat would be alright for a first stop!]

[Especially if he wanted to get food that wasn't flame-cooked bear meat.]

[And so, ignoring warnings of how it was dangerous outside, he headed out to Silverglen Retreat. He made it there without incident, and once he proved he was a Redsworn, he was allowed in with only wary staresm - which was something he was used to anyway.]

[His hair probably makes him for an easy person to spot in the marketplace, and currently he's wandering the stalls trying to figure out how to get supplies in a trade-based economy when your life skills are well, limited, to say the least.]

[B. Forest outside Silverglen Retreat. OPEN TO ALL.]

[Eventually it seemed some elf decided to throw him a bone (or just get to stop hitting on their daughters for stuff) and made an arrangement that if he brought back a number of stag flanks- they'd give him some supplies he needed. Which hey, he could do that! He could fight, so that shouldn't be a problem, right?]

[Except, for one problem your character might come across, as he kneels over a stag that's clearly been killed by fire and sword cuts - a look of frustrated confusion very clear on his face]

Damn...where's the flank again?

Comments

[theshadowkissed]

Because destroying the Royals destroys the monarchy.

[wilder]

Really? I had no idea.

[Dryness aside]

But why would undead care about the monarchy?

[theshadowkissed]

Wouldn't anyone who wanted power and control care about the monarchy? And I suppose Royals' blood tastes better.

[wilder]

Ha, your Royals must be different than ours. I'd imagine their blood would taste as foul as their hearts.

[Though okay, maybe Hilda was alright...sometimes]

[theshadowkissed]

Who knows what evil undead assholes really think anyways? [She arched an eyebrow.] Unless you happen to be an evil undead asshole. And if so, I'd have to say bravo for fooling me.

[wilder]

Me?

Nah. I'm just a dead asshole.

[theshadowkissed]

Those I don't have to kill, so count yourself lucky.

[wilder]

Wait, so I was undead you'd kill me? Even if I didn't care about your monarchs?

[theshadowkissed]

I'd probably consider it. All the awesome hair in the world couldn't save you from being an abomination.

[wilder]

Haha...

Not even a little? The curls and color are all natural.

[theshadowkissed]

That would only be a bargaining chip for someone who doesn't have her own wicked hair.

[wilder]

Ouch. You're a tough crowd.

[theshadowkissed]

The best always are.

[wilder]

And that's what you are?

[theshadowkissed]

Do you really think I could be anything else?

[wilder]

I dunno. I've never met any bodyguards against the undead before.